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One Liner Jokes: 70% Of Our Planet Is Covered
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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What's The Difference Between Men And Government Bonds? Bonds
If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You
My Dad Said, Always Leave Them Wanting More. Ironically, That
Twitter Is My 'serious' Account. My Bank Account Is The
I'm Glad I Know Sign Language, It's Pretty
Never Give Yourself A Haircut After Three Margaritas
A Mexican And A Nigger Jump Of The Empire State
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