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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
A man dies and goes to heaven
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
Why did you make eve so beautiful
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
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