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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I just watched a program about beavers
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I would avoid the sushi
My daughter screeched
What time did the man go to the dentist
How many apples grow on a tree
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