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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Paper or plastic?
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Make me a sandwich!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Soup or salad?
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
My daughter screeched
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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