Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over.
Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, 'My friend just dropped dead!
What should I do?'
A soothing voice at the other end says, 'Don't worry, I can help.
First, let's make sure he's really dead.'
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot.
Then Joe comes back to the phone.
'Okay,'
he says nervously to the operator.
'What do I do next?'
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