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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Don t forget a bucket
Can you put my shoes on
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What time did the man go to the dentist
What's brown and sticky
The shovel
How does a penguin build it's house
Soup or salad?
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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If The Number 2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why
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Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At School? It's
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