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MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
People don't like having to bend over
Would you like the milk in a bag
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