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Corny Jokes: If I Cut Off My Right
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
Dear shrink it haunted me for days weeks months years
Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by
Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
At a remote monastery deep in the woods the monks followed a rigid vow of silence
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting
The toronto board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed
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Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
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