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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Two goldfish are in a tank
I could tell a joke about pizza
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People say they pick their nose
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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