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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Dads 50th birthday card
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I've got a great joke about construction
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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