There were three men on top of a mountain.
There was a russian, a cowboy and a mexican.
The russian takes a drink of his vadca and then throws off the side and says, we have plenty of that where I come from.
Then the mexican takes a drink of his tequela and then throws it off the side and says, we have plenty of that where I come from.
Then the cowboy took a drink of his jack daniels and then pushed the mexican off and said we have plenty of those where I come from.
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