A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: 'Have you ever been arrested?'
He answered 'no' to the question.
The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was 'why?'
Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it, 'Never got caught.'
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