4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Next Joke:
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic And
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Heard About The Drug Addict Fisherman Who Accidentally Caught A
Men And Women Were Created Equal, But Women Continued To
Without ME, It's Just AWESO
Somebody Stole My Mood Ring And I'm Not Quite
Dyslexic, You Say? How Do You Spell That
Why Are Scientology And Proctology Alike? It's All A
A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's
We All Sprang From Apes, But You Didn't Spring
The Four Most Beautiful Words In Our Common Language: I
Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
A red head a brunette and a blonde were on the grand canyon
Yo mama is so fat her cereal bowl comes
Today A Man Knocked On My Door And Asked For
I Learned About Method Acting At Drama School, When All
My hair keeps falling out
What's The Difference Between A Catholic Wife And A
Fangs
Honey said this husband to his wife i invited a friend home for supper
I Used To Think I Was Indecisive, But Now I
How Do You Get A Man To Stop Biting His