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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
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