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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
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