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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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People don't like having to bend over
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Hey I was thinking
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a fat psychic
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I've got a great joke about construction
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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