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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Make me a sandwich!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
How many apples grow on a tree
I could tell a joke about pizza
I don't play soccer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you get from a pampered cow
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy
One day a boy and his mom were walking along the road when the boy found a dog on the road