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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the coffee file a police report
Paper or plastic?
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Sorry about your wait
Make me a sandwich!
Would you like the milk in a bag
I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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