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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you get from a pampered cow
I just watched a program about beavers
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What's brown and sticky
Don t forget a bucket
Can you put the cat out
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