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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Men Read Playboy For The Articles, Women Go To Malls
• Never Argue With A Doctor; He Has Inside Information
• I Think Men Who Have A Pierced Ear Are Better
• What Did The Blonde Say When Someone Blew In Her
• Yo're So Ugly, When Your Mom Dropped You Off
• My Name Is Fin, Which Means It's Very Hard
• I'm Blonde. What's Your Excuse

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