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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
When a dad drives past a cow
Make me a sandwich!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
I could tell a joke about pizza
Don t forget a bucket
The rotation of earth
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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