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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
I have a dad bod
Can you put the cat out
I don't trust stairs
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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