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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Want to hear a joke about paper
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Dads 50th birthday card
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
The shovel
I've got a great joke about construction
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Yo mamma is so fat that 1 day she road a boat out to see and the waills
One day a blonde wife roughly 25 wanted to prove to her husband
Hey Baby, There's An OverflowException In My Pants, Care
I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals. I
Never Agree To Plastic Surgery If The Doctor's Office
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph
They Say People Couldn't Have Everything Because They Don
Just About The Time When You Think You Can Make
It's Two In The Morning. Do You Know Where
No, Those Pants Don't Make You Look Fatter. I