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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Have A Beer
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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