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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Hey I was thinking
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
When a dad drives past a cow
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Want to hear a joke about paper
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