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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Two goldfish are in a tank
Hey I was thinking
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
The shovel
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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