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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the coffee file a police report
The rotation of earth
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I don't play soccer
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did you hear about the circus fire
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I would avoid the sushi
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Did You Hear About The Guy That Lost His Left
What do you call 100000 lawyers drowning in the pacific ocean
A Girl In A Restaurant Asked Me "Are You Single
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team
If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out
Women Might Be Able To Fake Orgasms. But Men Can
Hurry! Stop Standing Around, Hearing All You Can See
Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner