A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?'
'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said.
Then he asked, 'Why is my sister named Cornflower?'
'Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her', she replied.
He then asked, 'And why is my other sister called Moonchild?'
'We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived', the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son, 'Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?'
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