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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Be Careful Of Your Thoughts, They May Become Words At
Credit Cards Are VERY Dangerous. Every Time I Try To
My Dad Finally Left Me A Voicemail Where He Didn
Nobody Is Interested In Your Sorrow, Unless You Can Make
Me In My 20's: "Dresses Like I'm On
Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented
If You Really Want To Know About Mistakes, You Should
First Word In The World - Huh
Hitler Wasn't That Bad A Guy, I Mean He
If You Can't Say Something Nice, Say It To
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