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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why don't eggs tell jokes
People say they pick their nose
Why did the coffee file a police report
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Make me a sandwich!
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Sorry about your wait
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Want To Dance? Or Should I Go To Hell Again
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You Know, You're Not That Bad Looking -- For A
Word scramble
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
If You Were A Basketball, Could I Drive You, And
One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues