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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What's brown and sticky
I don't play soccer
My daughter screeched
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I've got a great joke about construction
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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