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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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Best dark humor jokes
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Where exactly are you taking me
What's yellow and can't swim
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
Just say NO to drugs
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
If you donate one kidney
Random dark humor jokes
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10 dark humor jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words
Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
Just say NO to drugs
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Never break someone's heart
What's the last thing to go through a fly's
Why was the leper hockey game canceled
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