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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What do you call a fake noodle
I don't trust stairs
Can you put the cat out
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you get from a pampered cow
Dads 50th birthday card
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Make me a sandwich!
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Insanity Is Defined As Doing The Same Thing Over And
Sometimes The Best Helping Hand You Can Give Is A
Oops. My Brain Just Hit A Bad Sector
A Conclusion Is The Place Where You Got Tired Of
Your Life Doesn't Get Better By Chance. It Gets
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off
Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car