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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in new york
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
A man dies and goes to hell
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A guy dies and is sent to hell
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