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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
99 little bugs in the code
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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We are microsoft
A helicopter was flying around above seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft s electronic navigation and communications equipment
After bill gates wedding night his wife finally knew
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
How many ibm employees does it take to screw in a light bulb
99 little bugs in the code
Bill gates died and was sent to hell
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Apple computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside
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