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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How does a penguin build it's house
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
How do I look?
When a dad drives past a graveyard
The shovel
How do you make a Kleenex dance
What's brown and sticky
I could tell a joke about pizza
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