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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
The rotation of earth
A furniture store keeps calling me
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How does a penguin build it's house
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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