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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Soup or salad?
I don't trust stairs
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Make me a sandwich!
I just watched a program about beavers
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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