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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I used to hate facial hair
A furniture store keeps calling me
I just watched a program about beavers
What time did the man go to the dentist
I have a dad bod
When a dad drives past a cow
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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There was a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they jumped off a cliff
It's Bad Luck To Be Superstitious
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
He's Street Smart. Sesame Street Smart
A couple wants a divorce but first they must decide