Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone.
Athletic - No tits.
Average looking - Ugly.
Beautiful - Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills.
Emotionally secure - On medication.
Feminist - Fat.
Free spirit - Junkie.
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person.
Fun - Annoying.
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded - Desperate.
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing.
Passionate - Sloppy drunk.
Professional - Bitch.
Voluptuous - Fat.
Large frame - Fat.
Wants Soul mate - Stalker.
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