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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fake noodle
I've got a great joke about construction
Hey I was thinking
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a fat psychic
I could tell a joke about pizza
The shovel
How do you get a squirrel to like you
People say they pick their nose
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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