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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Make me a sandwich!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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