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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the circus fire
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I've never gone to a gun range before
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I could tell a joke about pizza
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
People say they pick their nose
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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Ya mom stinks so much when she fart
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