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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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An illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of chicago for a vacation in florida
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
In the middle of a forest there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge mean bear
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
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