Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, 'I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found?
A bunch of pornographic magazines.'
'What did you do?'
the other nuns asked.
'Well, of course I threw them in the trash.'
The second nun said, 'Well, I can top that.
I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!'
'Oh my!'
gasped the other nuns.
'What did you do?'
they asked.
'I poked holes in all of them!'
she replied.
The third nun fainted.
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