Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died.
Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, 'Check this out!
You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle!'
So the two cannibals start eating.
After about 15 minutes one of them stops eating, looks up, and says, 'I don't know about you, but this is great!
How you doing?'
The other cannibal answers, 'This is great!
I'm havin' a ball!'
The first cannibal replies 'Hey, no fair!
You're eating too fast!'
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