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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
People don't like having to bend over
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Can you put the cat out
Hey I was thinking
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I've got a great joke about construction
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