Soviet variation on a classic US presidents on a sinking boat: Classic joke: Kennedy, Nixon and Carter (sometimes said with Clinton instead of Kennedy) are on a sinking boat.
Carter says, 'Get all of the women and children off the boat!'
Nixon: 'Fuck the women and children, get me off!'
Kennedy: 'Fuck the women and children?
Do you think we have time?'
Soviet Variation: Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are on a ship hit by an iceberg and it's now sinking.
Khrushchev says, 'Quick, we need to reform the ship and stop it from sinking!'
Stalin: 'Stop it from sinking?
Ah fuck the ship!
I drove it into the iceberg on purpose.'
Brezhnev: 'Fuck the ship?
Do you think we have time?'