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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What do you call a fake noodle
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I used to hate facial hair
How does a penguin build it's house
Why did the scarecrow win an award
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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Yo mama is so stupid that it took her two hours
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet
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