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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A waiter asks a man may i take your order sir
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park
A jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons
Reaching the end of a job interview the human resources person asked the young mba fresh out of mit
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
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